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Exam One
On his usual money-making mission, a talent agent discovers that a paying crowd responds better to stand-up comedy against God. So his reflex is clear: encouraging his star comic to focus his comedy against faith. However, there is one problem the agent is well aware of. The young comic is a devoted Christain not likely to compromise. So a plan is devised. The crafty agent rushes home to retrieve his aged and neglected Bible.. "Aw... COME ON... it has to be in here somewhere!” After hours inside his closet, it is discovered. And while removing the dust, during a coughing episode, the agent proceeds directly toward the index. His plan is to find every isolated scripture that speaks of God’s "forgiveness.” He’s prepared to reason that if the comic simply asked for forgiveness after every performance, he’d be fine. And they’d both be rich. After the scripture high-jack, the agent proceeds over to his star comic’s home for with his abominable sales pitch. Knocking on the door, he's met by a houseguest as the door swings open. That guest is you. You are about to hear this manipulated plan in its entirety. What do you have to say about it?
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